
Frantically waving a glow stick and acting on behalf of Mika Noguchi, a Japanese lingerie magnate, the burlesque star Dita Von Teese bid $600,000 for a chance to accompany Madonna on tour. And then, moments later, the singer and producer Timbaland appeared onstage to rouse the crowd with “The Way I Are,” a dance hit whose lyrics (“I ain’t got no money, I ain’t got no car to take you on a date”), as sung to a roomful of people with all the money in the world, seemed very rich indeed.
Source: The New York Times
Ooooh that would be an awesome way to open the new show!