New track names announced

Posted by Sylar On Wednesday, May 27, 2009
British gay lifestyle magazine Attitude posted an article on their website about the new Madonna’s tracks, produced by Paul Oakenfold. You can read it below.

Nobody else knows about this (well aside from Paul Oakenfold, Madonna, some studio people, her manager, friends, Lourdes, Rocco, David and several hundread nannies) but we can exclusively reveal the name of the new songs that Paul Oakenfold has recorded with her royal highness, all time queen of the pop fiefdom and snout rubberer of the puffed up and self righteous in the poop (ie Madonna).
We just got off the blower with legendary superstar DJ Paul Oakenfold for a little interview we will be running in our July issue out at the end of June in our nightlife section. Paul is doing his amazing thing all over the world and has been Djing for the Madonna tour of last year which returns to London on Pride day July 4th before going to Manchester and then heading out into the wider world. So taken with the Oakenfold was she that she invited him into the studio to work on some new tracks for possible inclusion on Madonna’s highly anticipated new Greatest Hits album due for release sometime this year.
Paul said Madonna was highly professional, he learned a lot and that the new tracks are ‘lyrically classic Madonna with an edgy modern sound’.
‘Oooh’ we gasped, as we help the phone on a cord under our chin, and whipped up an omelette with the other hand, in a Thelma and Louise serving omelettes in a Texas Diner kind of way.
He told us the tracks were sitting right there next to him and he told us what they are called. He didn’t know which ones would be the Greatest Hits CD and didn’t know when it would be out, though he imagined the run up to Christmas ‘when most greatest hits come out’. Our other pixie sources have told us that it may well be before that (ie Madonna wrote in a fan newsletter that it would be spring).
So, the song titles are… (in no order)

‘Broken’
‘I’m sorry’

and
‘Celebrate’.

So there we are. We don’t know what this says about our glorious leader’s emotional state – the first two we decided were about her sadness at splitting from Guy but then we thought maybe she is saying ‘celebrate my freedom, I’m sorry I waited so long and I’ve broken the bed with Jesus’.
But who knows.
We are hovering our hands over our crystal balls in a mystical manner and predict that the album may well just be called
MADONNA CELEBRATE. But that is just a guess, because we’re slightly OCD.
Yay.

Source: Attitude.co.uk

13 Responses to "New track names announced"

  1. Meh... Sounds fake to me.

     

  2. Anonymous Said,

    Don't know if this is true. Everybody can create possible songtitles. Hope there will be official news soon about the new tracks and that there will be a release soon.

     

  3. Anonymous Said,

    Badly written article. The author sounds like an over-zealous fangirl, which there are enough of in Madonna's follower base.

     

  4. Anonymous Said,

    when I hear "Celebrate" I think about "Holiday" :P

     

  5. Anonymous Said,

    it is a poorly written article but its regarding new Madonna we all get a little giddy so i can understand that. i just dont believe any of the titles. they all seem to be variations of old songs/titles. but this is the woman that has giving us two "FORBIDDEN LOVE" but i just dont buy these.

     

  6. Anonymous Said,

    what about that new demo? a Frank E creation?

     

  7. Anonymous Said,

    I'll never believe this...

    FAKE!!!

     

  8. Anonymous Said,

    Broken=Frozen, Celebrate=Holiday, I'm Sorry=well...Sorry...these are un-inspired enough to be Madonna titles/lyrics...but I'm still skeptical...i'll just go to Texas...isn't that where they golf? and wait for more detailed info...

     

  9. Anonymous Said,

    Madonna HITS:

    Human Nature
    Express Yourself
    Nobody Knows Me
    New Song (by Paul O.)
    La Isla Bonita
    Holiday
    Beautiful Stranger
    What It Feels Like For A Girl
    Ray Of Light
    Open Your Heart
    Power Of Good-Bye
    Erotica/You Thrill Me
    Hung Up
    Beat Goes On
    Into The Groove
    Hollywood
    Vogue
    Burning Up
    Like A Virgin
    New Song (Die Happy)
    New Song (Triggering)
    Like A Prayer
    Keep It Together
    Music

    Bonus: Crazy For You
    * All tracks re-freshed by Paul O.

     

  10. Anonymous Said,

    This is the one......

    Madonna CELEBRATE*:

    Celebrate
    Human Nature
    Express Yourself
    Nobody Knows Me
    La Isla Bonita
    Holiday
    Beautiful Stranger
    What It Feels Like For A Girl
    Ray Of Light
    Open Your Heart
    Power Of Good-Bye
    Erotica/You Thrill Me
    Hung Up
    Beat Goes On
    Into The Groove
    Hollywood
    Vogue
    Burning Up
    Like A Virgin
    Die Happy
    Broken
    Like A Prayer
    Keep It Together
    Music

    Bonus: Crazy For You, Triggering
    * All tracks re-freshed by Paul O.

     

  11. Anonymous Said,

    please no Paul O updates. everyone goo-gooed over his mix of Give It 2 Me, only to have Eddie Amador show him the door with a white-hot mix. He'll best be remembered for his work in the early 90s with U2, and this is a good thing.

     

  12. Anonymous Said,

    From Madonnatribe :

    Following today's report by Attitude magazine about the titles of new Madonna tracks, we have heard the buzz that there isn't actually a song titled "I'm Sorry" but that's just something Madonna says in the song that is at the moment called "Broken".

    The other new song by Oakenfold has been correctly reported as being titled "Celebrate" but it is not a rework of the classic "Holiday".
    It is indeed a new party song. But we heard that "Celebrate" and "Holiday" will be indeed mashed together along with "Everybody" in a brand new number of the Sticky And Sweet tour debuting in London on July 4th.

    This medley is supposed to replace "Heartbeat" in the setlist while a Rock version of "Dress You Up", as previously reported here, is rehearsed as a replacement of "Bordeline" in the show.

     

  13. Anonymous Said,

    so when the STICKY AND SWEET tour FINALLY comes to DVD what show will we get 2008's or 2009's??
    i'd like both to be honest (that why they should have released the first show on DVD in 2008.

     

Post a Comment