Update: According to Extra, Madonna's mystery bruise may have been caused by her walking into a refrigerator door. Yup, that's what they all say.

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If Madge was trying to hide her black eye and bruised cheek while exiting London's Claridge's hotel in the wee hours of Tuesday morning, she wasn't doing a great job.

Or maybe she wants us all to speculate on how she got this shiner.

After all, if there was a really scandalous explanation, wouldn't she have worn glasses that covered up the evidence?