Like a virgin? ... Madonna with her sex toy
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SMIRKING MADONNA heads home with a SEX TOY — after being called “as perfect as Mary Poppins”.

The Queen of Pop, 49, carried the £30 “Purple Penetrator” in a plastic bag as she left a posh London hotel with Brit husband GUY RITCHIE, 39.

Happy strap ... could Guy be in for a treat?

Days earlier, Malawian officials had given the star a grilling at her £5.7million Marble Arch pad while she sought to seal the adoption of son David Banda, two.

And an initial report said she was “as perfect as Mary Poppins” as a mum.

A pal said yesterday: “It is the final legal hurdle in adopting David and they are so relieved it went well. No wonder they look so happy and have been buying sex toys.”

Madonna and Guy collected David from poverty-stricken Malawi last year.

The final adoption report will not be out until February but officers have privately confirmed they have passed.

The couple — who have a daughter Lourdes, ten, and son Rocco, seven — are now trying to adopt a Malawian baby girl called Mercy.

Source: The Sun, Drowned Madonna